10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth