10 Random Poker Quotes

• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• It's Free To Fold...
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts