10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.