10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed