10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.