10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.