10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.