10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• im going to 2 out you to death