10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."