10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "No river, no fish."
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak