10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.