10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer