10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.