10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986