10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "No river, no fish."
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.