10 Random Poker Quotes

• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.