10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• It's Free To Fold...
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.