10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom