10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.