10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!