10 Random Poker Quotes
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- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"