10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!