10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.