10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris