10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Fold and live to fold again
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth