10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm