10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Fook the floosh droo!