10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Fold and live to fold again
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz