10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Welcome to kicker school