10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-