10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.