10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "No river, no fish."
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus