10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "No river, no fish."
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen