10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.