10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."