10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi