10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Fold and live to fold again