10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "No river, no fish."
• Fold and live to fold again