10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus