10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com