10 Random Poker Quotes

• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez