10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.