10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.