10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Fook the floosh droo!