10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes