10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo