10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."