10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine