10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."