10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak